Customers of the world please take note…
Posted on July 5, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | - Author: Lil' Mephisto
1. When you walk into the store and I say hello, do NOT give me a nasty look! I’m sorry your life sucks so much you can’t say hello to a stranger.
2. When you see me ringing up a customer don’t butt in front of them to ask where something is or how much a certain product is. That’s just rude. YOU hate when people do that to you. How do you think THEY feel? and yes I will ignore you till its your turn.
3. Before asking where something is why not glance around you first and you know…possibly see if its front of you first…it usually is. Either that or look at that HUGE sign in the aisle? its usually on there. More than likely if one of these two occur I will make you feel like an ass for asking.
4. Don’t ask me for help and I have food in my hand…a purse…a jacket…chances are I’m going home or on my lunch break and would it kill you to ask the other 5 employees milling around? I’ve been here for at least 8 hours cut me some slack.
5. When you see me in an aisle and want to ask for help. Don’t ask if I work here first. I’m wearing the uniform. Don’t get that dumfounded look on your face when I say NO (do you think I just like to wear the uniform and coincidentally hang out in the same place as my shirt says?)
6. When walking up to my register and I am standing there and am clearly open. Don’t be stupid and ask if I am open. Of course I am…I’m not here for s**ts and giggles am I? Another thing…If I am standing in front of an OPEN register don’t go to one that has a CLOSED sign and ask if its open. You’re clearly retarded.
7. This one is for only a select few of you : “The Cheapskates” you know who you are (everyone else pay no mind.) There is a screen FOR you to watch the prices ring up. There is a shelf which 9 times out of 10 has the price on it. You know how much it was when you picked it up from the shelf, did you forget on your way to the register. DON’T ask how much each item is as I ring it up or how much the total is so far. Learn how to read or just pleease don’t ever come back.
8. When I’m standing there at the register, Can you not pull the OH! are you waiting just for me? routine??? It is old, you are NOT the first one to think of it trust me.
9. When I ask you for your card. EVERY store has one nowadays I know…Walgreens..Eckerds…Cvs….Grocery Stores…… don’t sigh and grumble and say “You know every place has these cards, they should all just combine it into one card” EVERY customer says that. and when you say no you don’t have one and I say I scan the store card for you and you refuse. DONT get pissed off your damn toothpaste rang up at 3.29 instead of 3 for $5.00. you were the ass that didn’t want a card scanned!
10. If something doesn’t scan. Don’t tell me you know the price. I need the upc number for inventory. No one seems to understand this. Also don’t say “It must be free!!” you are NOT the first one to come up with this. Wipe the dumb grin off your face and stop thinking you’re original. It got old the first time I heard it.
11. If something comes up the wrong price. AGAIN don’t tell me your sure you know the price. I have to have someone check anyway. You’re usually wrong because 99 percent of the time you grabbed the wrong item or it was in the wrong place because customers like to just shove stuff they don’t want anywhere.
12.If I ask you if you want a bag for a certain item don’t say whatever. I’m asking you because there are a**holes who b**ch if I don’t put their freedent gum in a bag. Then others who get angry if their gallon of milk IS put in a bag, I am NOT psychic so please answer the question.
13. When I am reaching for an item and getting ready to scan it. Don’t be a b**ch and push it towards me. That is just rude. I am capable enough of grabbing something with my hands and scanning it. Just start getting your wallet out so I don’t have to stand there waiting for you to get your money out after I tell you your total. You know when you giggle and smile and say “Oh I guess I have to pay now?” no you dumbass we’re just going let you slide for today.
14. OK when paying with cash. You SEE my hand waiting for you to put your money it. DONT DROP IT ON THE FREAKING COUNTER! That is SO rude. When I get your change and glare at you and drop it on the counter don’t get pissed. Your lucky I don’t kick you in the face after throwing your change at you. Have a little respect. Were you raised with no manners?
16. To the few problem customers if your reading this : STOP teasing me by saying you’re never coming back. Follow through with your promises. You have the same issues EVERY week and EVERY week you say you’re never coming back here again, but I see you the same time same day every week. You wonder why the employees scatter when they see you coming!
17. Please, Please Shower before you come in. No one will help you when standing near you makes us cringe and get nauseous. Soap is an important item to use daily! (And there’s a 2 for 1 offer on it this week!)
18. Clothes. Men please pull up your pants when you bend over to pick up something we REALLY don’t want to see your crack. Women same goes for you and also please wear bras. I’m getting really tired of seeing 60 year old titty that is in a flimsy tank top. just NOT right. you are scarring me for life. Dentures are also a good thing to wear out of the house. Kind of hard to understand you without em!
19. When you have a hand basket full of stuff, and you place it on the counter and DONT unload it. Don’t tell me you are in a hurry and can I please speed it up? Shut your mouth and help me unload YOUR items out of YOUR basket. maybe it will get done quicker!
20. Just DON’T EVER!!! EVER!!! pull money out of….shoes…socks..bras…in front of me that’s just gross. and usually its wet. That is just nasty. and also sneezing all over your hand, wiping your nose, or your herpes encrusted mouth then handing the money in that hand is just RUDE!!!
This retail rant was brought to you courtesy of Tony Two Slice
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21. When you fill your container full of everyhting on the salad bar, don’t come over and tell me you are not buying the $ 25 salad you’ve just created @ $8.99lb. because you thought it was $8.99 a container..are you an idiot ???
22. Dont reach all the way over the counter and point to a bread you want on our wall. Can you not read the signs in the BIG BOLD letters! It is anoying and unsanitary. And DONT look at me like I’m crazy when I keep asking you which bread you want, (I know which one you’re pointing to, You’re finger is practally touching the sign. I keep asking you which one just for laughs. Maybe you’ll get the hint that you need to say which one you want instead of point…That is very rude. And if you’re that eager to get it, then I suggest you come around the counter and get it your own damn self!
23. If you just cant ignore that phone call about your bff’s bf, and how she’s not really your bff anymore because she stole your bf and now you and your former bff arent bff’s anymore because your former bf now dumped you for your former bff, then dont expect me to help you when you get to my counter. I will skip right over you and help those in line behind you. If you are that concerned about your ruined relationship, then go cry over ben n jerry’s…GET OFF YOUR FRIGGEN CELL PHONE!
ok this goes with #15 learn how to use your foodstamp card