Retailers 101:
Posted on July 16, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Working with my current employers for over three years now (pause in typing whilst author sobs into folded arms and shakes uncontrollably for a while…) I’ve seen a lot of people come and go through those huge, metaphorical revolving retail doors. Some of these people have been good. Some have been not so good. Some […]
Read More..>>Customers of the world please take note…
Posted on July 5, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | 4 Comments
1. When you walk into the store and I say hello, do NOT give me a nasty look! I’m sorry your life sucks so much you can’t say hello to a stranger.
2. When you see me ringing up a customer don’t butt in front of them to ask where something is or how much a […]
HMV (Oh the agony!!!!)
Posted on July 2, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
I spent 10 years working in record shops.
This was my life…
“Have you got that track?”
“You know the one. It’s by that guy who sounds like girl…”
“Or that girl who sounds like a guy.”
“It’s kind of pop/classical/funk/ambient/retro/jazz/thrash/ska/reggae . “
“I heard it on the radio this morning but couldn’t be bothered to write down the track […]
Can I get fries with that…?
Posted on June 22, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
And this one goes out to all my little minions in the Maccy D massive slaving away at the drive through on COMMERCIAL RD East London!!!
Who today tried valiantly to stifle their laughter when a customer threatened to SUE them because a drop of water had fallen on his head on entering through the doorway […]
