I’m Back Baby!!!!
Posted on March 18, 2008 - Filed Under Humour | 1 Comment
Hey sportsfans I know you’ve all missed me well they finally let me out of the asylum (see chewed his way through the straight jacket straps and stole the face from a passing nurse to escape!) so now I can get back to my first love…
HATING CUSTOMERS!!!!
So check back shortly you heathens for some more […]
50 Things to know before you go shopping:
Posted on August 24, 2007 - Filed Under Humour | 4 Comments
1. Your cashier not your psychotherapist. A grocery/department store cashier has less than 2 minutes to impress upon you that we are not psycho bitches. We ask how your day is going to be polite, but we really don’t want to know that your house burned down and your boyfriend ran away with the babysitter […]
Read More..>>Confessions of a Retail Employee
Posted on August 6, 2007 - Filed Under Humour | Leave a Comment
Some things you should know as a customer or manager at Kohls …
Don’t get pissed when I don’t know the answer to your stupid question. No, I don’t know where every single item of clothing is in the store. Do I look like freakin’ Google.com?
Don’t ask me if something is ugly on you. I might […]
Questions. Queries. Quandaries.
Posted on July 23, 2007 - Filed Under Humour | 3 Comments
Manacled behind an antique and generally outdated till in the music store I work at the other day, I was asked a question so ridiculous in it’s simple stupidity, that the guy asking it could actually have been genuine.
“Excuse me mate, are these the only CD’s you’ve got?” I turned from his […]
