Can I get fries with that...? : Retail Hell

Can I get fries with that…?

Posted on June 22, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized | - Author: Lil' Mephisto

And this one goes out to all my little minions in the Maccy D massive slaving away at the drive through on COMMERCIAL RD East London!!!

Who today tried valiantly to stifle their laughter when a customer threatened to SUE them because a drop of water had fallen on his head on entering through the doorway of their excruciatingly emblazoned eatery.

(The fact that he had just walked in from the rain had apparently nothing to do with the dampened demeanour of this dickheaded dunce!!!)

And so in recognition of the staff’s outstanding achievement for not simply deep fat frying that *cough* sucker and in acknowledgement of their daily struggle in catering to the whims and desires of the legion of partially lobotomised, loud mouthed, litigiously, loathsome, louts who daily dine and whine there..

We here in Retail Hell salute you, my burger flipping brigade of the damned!