Retail Hell

50 Things to know before you go shopping:

Posted on August 24, 2007 - Filed Under Humour | 4 Comments

1. Your cashier not your psychotherapist. A grocery/department store cashier has less than 2 minutes to impress upon you that we are not psycho bitches. We ask how your day is going to be polite, but we really don’t want to know that your house burned down and your boyfriend ran away with the babysitter […]

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Electrical Issues

Posted on August 16, 2007 - Filed Under Rules For Customers | 7 Comments

I think those who want to purchase electronics should be presented with a typed copy of this:
1. When Entering a store and greeted by an associate, don’t immediately say “just looking”. Would you say “Just riding” to someone who said hello to you on an elevator?
2. If you’re going to leave your home, please practice personal […]

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Customers Suck : Part Three

Posted on August 12, 2007 - Filed Under Customers Suck | Leave a Comment

I think anyone that is working or has worked in retail will agree with the point that a certain degree of customers suck. I’m sure it’s somewhere in that 80/20 rule that 80% of your customers are going to suck or something along those lines. I would have to agree with that, and maybe even […]

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Customers Suck : Part One

Posted on August 12, 2007 - Filed Under Customers Suck | 5 Comments

For over twelve years now I have been wasting away in a b/s retail job. Aside from how much I hate the company that I work for, I have made another exciting observation in this whole field of work. Customers Suck. Do you people realize what pains in the asses you are? You f@£$ers are […]

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